Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Two great big updates!

W00t! I have lost another 4 pounds! W00t W00t TIMES 4! I have discovered this great diet where all you eat is cabbage and laxatives and air! The weight literally falls right off of you. Or out of you (Totes gross, lol) (TIP: Wear dark colored pants in public situations that you don't want people to know you have JUST crapped yourself!)

And ::imaginary internet drum roll:: I got a reply to my missed connection! TWO REPLIES! W00t to the W00t! One of which is the guy I saw and the other is a dream sundae with extra whipped cream, I WANT TO EAT HIM.

Check out bachelor number one, the man i didn't see (yet)! Isn't he the cutest? (but not the sexiest!) :



ryan.williams.228@gmail.com wrote:

hey not sure if it was me..but i don't eat bacon --not healthy..u?







And here is my dream guy with the manga hair, he is like a cabbage sundae with extra air and easylax.

Here was his reply. 'le swoon :

mantis95@aol.com wrote:

I was wearing a suit and black suitcoat, i transferred from the 6 at union square to the 4/5, my hair is spikey in the front, and i wear glasses, im pretty sure i was starring at a girl reading a book, i don't know the book, and i don't know if it was you, any other details, and/or do I sound like the guy. If not, hope you find him.
I am so writing them both back. Does that make me a slut?
-Leslie :)~

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