Well, seeing how no one commented on my last BLOGaroni and cheese.... Not one Single person!!!! SAD FACE!!!!
Where are you my dorky interweb love slaves?..OUT TO LUNCH!??!
I went ahead and wrote Mr Dream Pie Massage Man and I still havent heard back- but fingers are crossed, toes are crossed, eyes are crossed..BUNS ARE HOT AND CROSSED!....
Here is what I wrote, maybe you blogslaves can give me some TIPS on writing back to craigslist posts so that I will GET some LOVE
Oh yeah. and I got my N Key fixed. it turns out there was a honey mustard pretzel wedged under there. should have known. this was the exact problem i had with my space bar.
Subject I'm Oh So Busty (i'm not really. i'm like an a-cup... but mr massage doesn't need to know that.. . YET! my water bra will totally suprise him lol!!!)
Hello Sexy Getlema lookig for a hot massage...
My ame is Leslie Silver :)~~ Please forgive me - my keyboard is ot workig, the letter btw the B and M does ot work!!!! So FRUSTRATIG!!!
Ayways, HI! Lucky for you Im white, asia, ad latia!!!!!! Some of my frieds have called me the sexiest thig sice Agelia! LOL, ad it's all true! I am so hot that my ipples shoot sparks. ot really of course, I'm just jokig. That's somethig you'll lear about me. I ca 't resist a good joke, especially durig itercourse.
But you are oly looking for massage, ad that is cool! I am totes ito that!!! Big Boy! Do you like dirty talk? I am filthy!!!! I love calling guys dirty iggers and lazy hispaics. What kid of rubbig oils would you like me to use o you? I love usig caola oil. it remids me of frech fries, ad mozerella sticks, ad chicke figers.
Well I've bee ramblig like a meth head. So tell me about yourself ad what you are lookig for. I'll so rub your uts!
Your pic gets mie.
Leslie D Silver
The D is for DEE-licious!
Hope he writes back. ::imaginary drool::
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