Devoted Web Slaves,

I'm sorry it's official, your goddes d'jour may officially be off the market. I JUST MET MY FUTURE HUSBAND! :-D Okay. Calm down, Leslie. We didn't meet, actually. But our eyes did. AND the eyes are the window to the soul!!! <3<3

I might be getting ahead of myself but I can tell from I just know he is wonderful though. I saw him on the 6 train and ::drool:: he had spikey hair just like Cun Ching Slappy Gwah from my favorite anime ever Twilight Soldiers Gosuku!

I am posting a missed connection ad right now! And he will find me, then we will get married (I may or may not get pregnant first!) (even though my doctor said I am not at a healthy weight to have a baby, but what really is a "healthy weight"?? God Doctors are such buzz kills!!!!!) and we will be so happy in love, me and my new man!!!!!!

Here is the missed connection ad, feel free to pass it on if you think you know my mystery man:

You, with the edible eyes, the scrumptious business attire, and your delicious hair. Me, hungry for more.

We exchange glances like two people that I looked longingly at my breakfast sandwich wishing you were the bacon, and I was the cheese, the egg would be our love.

If you can tell me what book I was reading I will know it is you <3