I am at a loss for words loyal readers, so I will express my feelings like this ;-O !!!!!!

I have TWO suitors. The missed connection dreamboats are going to be on me like peanut butter cups on a Wal-Mart birthday cake. Yes, it's a love sandwich and I'm the salami. I've emailed them both back and am just waiting to hear from my men.

Maybe I can interst them in a menage e' Leslie. Totally J/K. Ewww. No double stuffed oreos for me, thank you very much. I can only handle one latex cannoli at a time!!!! I am SO getting laid by Christmas making this whole journey a success! All intrested book publishers, this blog could be a book easier than I can make a no-calorie ice cube no-milk shake. (OMG A BOOK WITH MY RECIPES!)

No Calorie Ice Cube No-Milk Shake

1 pound Ice Cubes, Frozen (LOL!)

Put your ingredients into a blender and blend. Pour into a cup. Serves 1 Leslie!

ANYWAYS, here is what I wrote my men, not to give away all my flirttin' secrets, just want you to peep my subtle sexuality. MEOW!

To My Man Man Mantis:

Mantis95, it is you!

For the record I was reading The Ten Cupcake Romance, but that's not important, what is important is that dispite all the odds stacked against us we have found each other. My heart is fuller than an eclair!

I was GOING to put in the ad that your hair was playfully spikey in the front, SO CUTE, it reminds me of blades of grass or possible a cake made to look like blades of grass. LOL. How cool is this?

So do you want to get married and have kids? Lol. NOT NOW! But I really want a big family with lots of little munchkins running around and doing little kid things, like candying apples, making pies, and having burping contests. I STILL CANT BELEIVE I FOUND YOU!


I guess the next step in this is up to you, a first date (but hopefully not a last. LOL)? I love all restaurants, so you name it!!!!! Last night I had the BEST double fondue sausage pie, I am a super good cook ;-)~


email me, big boy!
Leslie

To Sexy Ryan (I haven't come up with a good nickname for him yet):

Oh My Gosh! It Is You!!!

Nice to meet you Ryan. MMMMMmmm, I love that name! Ryan, it just rolls off the toungue. Mrs Ryan Williams. Has a nice ring to it don't you think? Lol. Totes J/k.

No worries about not eating bacon, (I guess ;)~ !!!! You bring home the bacon and i will eat the bacon!!!!!! :)~~ I'm on a roll this morning!
Let me know where you want to take me to eat and I will be there!! I love mexican food, but it makes me a little hard to stand next too!! LOL So italian is good, cause I love creamy, white sauce ;) or greek is YUMS but the burps that come out of me will make you question, well, nevermind!!

Do you want to have children? Not now SILLY!!! Someday, I want to be like that girl on that show with all of the kids. But I only want boy children. Maybe i should move to china? LOL. I am white.

I should have a new picture to send soon, my computer crashed on me after my N key stopped working, but my friends say I look like a cross between Kristie Alley and Jesica Simpson.

Talk to You Later,
Leslie

Oh I hope one of them writes back....so nervous!