Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh X 10. I can't beleive my dream boat massage man never wrote me back!!! W to the T to the F!!!
I even sent him a follow up email asking him if i was busty enough. I am tres sad monamies! What is a girl to do? I think that it's time that the D in Leslie D stood for DIET!!!
It would only make sense that the year-o- not-getting-laid had everything to do with how much I have let myself go!!! My scale said 105 today!!!! I was 103 last week??? What the water weigh is going on?!?! There you go Leslie, I said, eating your feelings again.! :@)
My goal is to get down to my birth weight. J/K. totally J/K. I'm not CRAZY! I just want to be skinny enough to attract a man, that's all.
So today, i am cleaning out my refridgerator. If anyone wants 42 activia yogurts give me a shout out! Maybe I should post them on Craigslist??? Maybe I should post MYSELF on craigslist?!!! Not a bad idea, Leslie, not a bad idea at all.....
Today I will only eat water and post myself on craigslist. Wish me luck my blogslaves!!!!
Leslie <3
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