WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO MESSAGETOWN?!

Holy Cheezits!

Did anyone see Melrose place last night? It's like they co-opted my life for TV! Minus all the killing and, as you might know, sex!!!! LOL!!!

It's Leslie D again, I'm still looking for love and for this (explosive diahrea) from the master cleanse to end. Yesterday I was at Big Lots looking for an irregular Slanket when i just about mucous discharged all over the floor (gag to the extreme!) I would never tell a date these things, but you guys are like my BFFs.


Speaking of hot date ;) check out this reply Leslie's email box received last night!!! Hell-ooo Poon Joon!!! I'm guessing by the name this is a fellow of the Indian persuasion!!! HOT! HOT! HOT! You know I like the CURRY! CHRIST JESUS GOD IN HEAVEN I AM HUNGRY! Or allah for my new man, Poon Joon!!!

Joon L poonjoon@ymail.com wrote:


Interesting post, are you serious? i will bring the canola oil, butter, brown sugar and flour. is there any sexual relief?


Doesn't he sound dreamy? Wow. I just got really dizzy for a second. I think i'm going to go lay down for awhile. later french fried potaters!