Dearest Blog Slaves,
I have been a bad web goddess. I am so sorry for the lack of updates. Time really flies when you lapse into a hyperglycemic hyperosmolar coma. The Doctors at the hospital were all smoking hot!!! But sadly, while I was busy learning to speak again (comas makes you supa stupid!!) I didn't get a chance to write back Poon Joon, my bollywood boyfriend!!!
DIET TIP NUMBER #800AWESOME!: Getting all your norishment from an IV Drip totes takes off the pounds!! I am a BANGING HAWT 89 POUNDS!!! That is date weight, fo sho!!!!
Is it time to post on eHarmony, peeps? Vote in my comments, let me know what you think!?
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